It seems like only yesterday that—in the world’s worst high-profile hoax—Jasmine Tridevil rose to internet infamy (and immediately went back under the radar) after claiming she had a third boob surgically implanted onto her chest. Now, to keep her memory alive, you, YES YOU, can assemble a crappy Halloween costume inspired by that world-changing incident.
Because every moment of our existence is really an opportunity to create awful pop-culture hyper-saturated Halloween costumes, HalloweenCostumes.com has directions for the perfect DIY Jasmine Tridevil costume, which by the way looks about as realistic as Tridevil’s actual prosthetic. The ingredients are:
- Whiskey
- Scissors
- 2 Sets of Fake Boobs
- Whiskey
- Hot Glue Gun
- Whiskey
- Cut the one fake boobs
- Whiskey
- What’rre we doing’g’again?
- Whiskey
- Holy shit d’zzat woman have th-t-three breeaststs?
- Whiskey
- Just glues the whole hting to yur body
And voilà, now you can pull off the Jasmine Tridevil—who by the way, IS STICKING TO HER STORY AND STILL TRYING TO FOOL US ALL, JESUS H. MACY. Anyway, you’re fucking welcome. Now, don’t go making the same mistake she did—commit yourself to the role. You’ll be fine out there. Go get ’em, Tiger.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
