Feeling a little backed up? Are you feeling backed up and are also a lady? Are you feeling backed up, a lady, and also hoping to attend a fancy ball or walk your expensive pure-bred dog without feeling like someone has filled your colon with Gorilla Glue? Then you’ll want to go ahead and clear yourself out with some milk from the magnesia teat. Otherwise, you’ll never look like these fancy midcentury ladies, who are all beaming with the knowledge that they just took a monster poo.
via Buzzfeed
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