Paris Jackson Has a Boyfriend, Maybe! Overprotective Nation Gears Up to Hunt Him Down If He Hurts That Little Girl, We Swear to God

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Paris Jackson, 14, was spotted gallivanting around Century City with a mystery boy in a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. The two “touched arms” but didn’t kiss or nothin’, so they might be friends, but also she might go with him! What do we know!?!? Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

The pair exchanged sweet glances, giggles and stood with their arms touching but it’s unclear if it’s a fledgling romance or simply a sweet friendship.
Paris was dressed casually in denim shorts, a grey tee, plaid shirt and Dr Martens.
She had lashings of her favourite black eyeliner and she let her brunette locks hang loose.

She looks happy and excited. God, I want things to turn out all right for that girl. Also I am heavily rooting for some sort of Ghost Dad scenario right now. [DailyMail]

Staten Island Borough President James Molinaro called Lady Gaga a drug-addicted slut at an anti-drug campaign launch last night.

At the St. George event, Molinaro blamed the media and celebrities for promoting a specific lifestyle, and displayed photos in which Lady Gaga appears to be abusing drugs.
“To me, she’s not an actress, she is a slut in the pure, in the pure meaning of the word,” said the borough president.

Dear guy, go fuck yourself. You’re old and stupid and nobody likes you. Love, everyone. [NY1]

Here is an extremely entertaining video of Lil Wayne being a dick to a lawyer who’s being a dick to him in a deposition. Hilarity, stinky eyeballs, and multiple tasty burns ensue. The deposition is happening because Mr. Small Wayne is suing Quincy Jones III for making what the rapper claims was an unauthorized documentary about him. Mr. Small Wayne hates the deposition SO MUCH. [TMZ]
Oh, also apparently God is his intern. This deposition is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. [TMZ]

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