Pennsylvania McDonalds Accused of Selling Heroin in Happy Meals


Innovative and efficient! You have to give it that! You have to give it that. A McDonalds employee in Pittsburgh has been accused of selling heroin from her post at the drive-through window. All you needed was $82, a car, and an extreme longing for heroin, and the 26-year-old would give you a Happy Meal full of, um, happy.

Via TheGrio:

Investigators said customers looking for heroin were told to go through the drive-through and say “I’d like to order a toy.”
The customer would then be told to drive to the first window, where they’d hand over their money and get a Happy Meal box containing heroin in exchange.
The customer, who just paid $82, would then leave without stopping at the second window, according to Manko.
Once the controlled buy was executed, detectives arrested Shantia Dennis. After the arrest, 10 stamp bags of heroin were recovered inside the Happy Meal box and another 50 bags were recovered from Dennis, Manko said.
“No I was not,” Dennis said after Channel 11’s Courtney Brennan asked her if she was selling heroin at McDonald’s.

To be fair, it’s probably the healthiest thing anyone’s ever gotten out of a McDonald’s drive-through window! Ha-cha-chaaa!

Mayor McCheese declined to comment.

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