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Thoughts and Prayers for Having a Real Election This YearBy Ashley ReeseMay 20, 2020 | 5:45pm -
Trump Is Using the Pandemic As an Excuse to Deport Migrant Children Without Even Telling Their FamiliesBy Esther WangMay 20, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Lockdown Protesters Are the New Plague RatsBy Emily AlfordMay 19, 2020 | 9:58pm -
Woman Who Alleges Florida Officials Are Disappearing Covid Data Suddenly Finds Herself Without a JobBy Ashley ReeseMay 19, 2020 | 4:15pm -
Even Fox News Hosts Think Trump is an Idiot for Taking HydroxychloroquineBy Esther WangMay 18, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Karl Rove Seems Personally Affronted By Obama's Speech to Black College StudentsBy Ashley ReeseMay 18, 2020 | 5:59pm -
Eric Attempts to Overtake Don Jr. As the Dumbest Trump SonBy Esther WangMay 18, 2020 | 2:29pm -
Betsy DeVos Shovels Coronavirus Money to a College People Have Confused With a CultBy Ashley ReeseMay 15, 2020 | 10:30pm -
So, Who Wasn't A Creepy Senator In the '90s?By Ashley ReeseMay 15, 2020 | 6:24pm -
Senator Dianne Feinstein Is Talking to the FBI About That Suspicious Stock DumpBy Justice NamasteMay 15, 2020 | 1:23am -
Mask Off at the Mask FactoryBy Joan SummersMay 14, 2020 | 10:00pm - Covid Whistleblower Rick Bright Says the U.S. Has Known About N95 Mask Shortage Since 2007By Ashley ReeseMay 14, 2020 | 8:52pm
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The FBI Is Digging Into Senator Richard Burr's Shady Stock SalesBy Lauren EvansMay 14, 2020 | 12:44pm -
Biden Is Getting Dragged to the LeftBy Ashley ReeseMay 13, 2020 | 10:36pm -
Don Jr., Racism WhispererBy Ashley ReeseMay 13, 2020 | 5:15pm -
Overconfident Man Thinks He Has a Say in Postponing the Presidential ElectionBy Esther WangMay 13, 2020 | 3:20pm -
Chasten Buttigieg Is Writing a MemoirBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 13, 2020 | 1:30am -
All the Economy-Horny Senators Raw Dogging It At the Fauci HearingsBy Emily AlfordMay 12, 2020 | 9:55pm -
RIP Aimee Stephens, Who Fought for Trans People All the Way to the Supreme CourtBy Joan SummersMay 12, 2020 | 7:40pm - Lawyer for Man Who Filmed Ahmaud Arbery's Killing Sputters All Over Chris Cuomo InterviewBy Ashley ReeseMay 12, 2020 | 5:17pm
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Is 'Social Distancing' the Escape Melania Has Dreamed About?By Esther WangMay 12, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Trump Ends Press Conference After Mean Women Journalists Press Him to Answer a QuestionBy Lauren EvansMay 12, 2020 | 12:33pm -
Who Will Get the Rose?By Esther WangMay 11, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Bet Mike Pence Wishes He Wore a Mask!By Rebecca FishbeinMay 11, 2020 | 12:55am -
I Will Personally Be Thrilled If Stephen Miller Dies of Covid-19By Molly OsbergMay 8, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Notorious Germophobe Definitely Doesn't Know the Covid-Positive Valet Whose Job It Is to Wait On Him Day & NightBy Joan SummersMay 7, 2020 | 9:20pm -
The Pastel Hell of One of Kimberly Guilfoyle's Favorite DesignersBy Ashley ReeseMay 7, 2020 | 7:45pm -
Kimberly Guilfoyle's Cinco de Mayo Was Memorable, to Say the LeastBy Ashley ReeseMay 6, 2020 | 8:30pm -
Fuck Betsy DeVos (More Than Usual, This Time)By Joan SummersMay 6, 2020 | 7:10pm -
The Only Obamas I Want to Watch a Documentary About Are Sasha and MaliaBy Ashley ReeseMay 6, 2020 | 3:45pm -
Guess Who Got Special Favors From Jared Kushner's Wildly Incompetent Coronavirus Task ForceBy Esther WangMay 6, 2020 | 2:39pm -
We've Been Here BeforeBy Esther WangMay 6, 2020 | 1:20pm -
Well, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Back in the HospitalBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 6, 2020 | 2:35am -
As Coronavirus Deaths Rise, Trump's Task Force 'Winds Down'By Emily AlfordMay 5, 2020 | 9:38pm -
Ohio State Representative Refuses to Wear a Mask Because GodBy Shannon MeleroMay 5, 2020 | 6:45pm -
Trump Wishes Women Journalists Were More Like 1950s TV HousewivesBy Ashley ReeseMay 5, 2020 | 4:15pm -
Trump's Life Is 'Worse' Than Life of Man Who Was Assassinated, According to TrumpBy Esther WangMay 4, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Trump Administration Urges Country to Go 'Back to Normal' After Doubling Projected Death TollBy Joan SummersMay 4, 2020 | 8:28pm -
The Biden Campaign Tries to Meme Into the Hearts of the Suburban 'Empathy Moms'By Ashley ReeseMay 4, 2020 | 4:51pm -
Pence: Actually I Should Have Worn a Mask at the Mayo Clinic, After AllBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 4, 2020 | 12:40pm - Surprise: Kayleigh McEnany Lies After Saying She'll Never LieBy Ashley ReeseMay 1, 2020 | 10:30pm
- Biden Just Wants You To Take His Word For ItBy Ashley ReeseMay 1, 2020 | 5:12pm
- Mike Pence is Very Upset That a Reporter Told the TruthBy Esther WangMay 1, 2020 | 2:34pm
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Michiganders with Guns Storm House of Representatives for Their Right to Contract CoronavirusBy Joan SummersApril 30, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Maybe Rethink This One DudeBy Esther WangApril 30, 2020 | 8:51pm -
Mother Tries to Cover Father's AssBy Ashley ReeseApril 30, 2020 | 3:50pm -
Native American Woman Dies from Coronavirus in Federal Prison After Giving Birth While On a VentilatorBy Esther WangApril 30, 2020 | 3:15pm -
Tara Reade's Allegations Are Creating a Conundrum for the LeftBy Lauren EvansApril 30, 2020 | 3:10am -
In Trump Land, Nearly 60,000 Dead Americans Is A 'Success Story'By Ashley ReeseApril 29, 2020 | 10:11pm - Stacey Abrams Offers Herself as TributeBy Ashley ReeseApril 29, 2020 | 7:57pm
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Just Cover Your Damn Blowhole, Mike PenceBy Emily AlfordApril 28, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Hope Hicks Is Reportedly Very Bad at Her JobBy Esther WangApril 27, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Much Like Your Lazy Ex-Boyfriend, Don Jr Got Kimberly an Edible Arrangement for Their AnniversaryBy Ashley ReeseApril 27, 2020 | 4:30pm -
State Senator Insists His Mask is Not the Confederate Flag, Then Apologizes For Mask That is Not the Confederate FlagBy Esther WangApril 27, 2020 | 2:49pm -
Trump Worried That the Karens of America Are Starting to Find All This Death Distasteful!By Ashley ReeseApril 24, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Lysol Would Like You to Please Ignore the PresidentBy Esther WangApril 24, 2020 | 1:12pm -
Georgia 'Reopens' Friday and Trump Seems Confused About How to Feel About ItBy Joan SummersApril 23, 2020 | 10:00pm -
I'm Living For Fat Joe and AOC's Conversation About Politics and Hip-HopBy Ashley ReeseApril 23, 2020 | 6:22pm -
Nice to Know a Labradoodle Breeder Was Leading HHS's Coronavirus ResponseBy Esther WangApril 23, 2020 | 2:20pm -
Trump Is Thirsty For a Rally, Coronavirus Be DamnedBy Ashley ReeseApril 22, 2020 | 10:31pm -
Las Vegas Mayor Offers Up Residents As Coronavirus Sacrifices In Unhinged InterviewBy Ashley ReeseApril 22, 2020 | 9:48pm -
Anti-Abortion Groups Are Mad That the Coronavirus Has Made It a Little Bit Harder to Harass PeopleBy Esther WangApril 22, 2020 | 4:20pm -
Trump Hotel Asks President Trump for a Rent ReductionBy Emily AlfordApril 21, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Chris Cuomo's Wife Loves the Fact That Everyone Wants to Fuck Her Husband and Brother-in-LawBy Ashley ReeseApril 21, 2020 | 4:42pm - Fox Blonde Very Worried About Her Ability to Exploit Immigrant Labor Under Trump's BanBy Esther WangApril 21, 2020 | 3:56pm
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Trump Announces He's Temporarily Closing the U.S. to ImmigrantsBy Lauren EvansApril 21, 2020 | 12:33pm -
Can Someone Please Tell These Texas Men That Abortion is Essential HealthcareBy Esther WangApril 20, 2020 | 9:40pm -
Of Course Conservatives Are Trying to Use the Coronavirus to Rebuild the Tea Party MovementBy Esther WangApril 20, 2020 | 5:00pm -
The White House Would Like to Bore Your Isolated Children to OblivionBy Ashley ReeseApril 20, 2020 | 4:40pm -
Daytime TV Doctor Compares Coronavirus to Drowning in a PoolBy Joan SummersApril 17, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Shockingly, the Four White Women Who Named Themselves the 'Conservative Squad' Have Run Into Some ProblemsBy Esther WangApril 17, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Trump Is Demanding the Ultimate SacrificeBy Ashley ReeseApril 17, 2020 | 3:17pm -
Don't Fuck With NursesBy Emily AlfordApril 16, 2020 | 10:19pm -
Seems Like Trump Forgot to Tell His New Coronavirus Task Force They Were On the Coronavirus Task ForceBy Esther WangApril 16, 2020 | 3:08pm -
Elizabeth Warren Has a $50 Billion Plan to Fix Child CareBy Lauren EvansApril 16, 2020 | 3:00am -
Surprise! Lots of People on a Packed ICE Deportation Flight Now Have CoronavirusBy Ashley ReeseApril 15, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Stacey Abrams Says She's Ready to Be VPBy Ashley ReeseApril 15, 2020 | 4:15pm -
Arkansas Abortion Ban Has Been BlockedBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 15, 2020 | 12:46pm -
Is There a Person (Besides Obama) Who Can Make Joe Biden Exciting?By Emily AlfordApril 14, 2020 | 10:00pm -
The New York Times Apparently Edited an Article With the Biden Campaign in MindBy Ashley ReeseApril 14, 2020 | 8:20pm -
Liberal Challenger Wins Surprise Victory in Wisconsin Supreme Court RaceBy Lauren EvansApril 14, 2020 | 12:36pm -
Florida Police Chief Placed on Leave After Allegedly Blaming Sheriff's Covid-19 Death on His SexualityBy Lauren EvansApril 14, 2020 | 2:30am -
Bernie Sanders Wants You to Hold Your Nose and Vote for BidenBy Esther WangApril 13, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Just Like Your Boyfriend, Rand Paul Has a Coronabeard NowBy Ashley ReeseApril 13, 2020 | 3:15pm -
Even Mitch McConnell's Daughters Probably Hate HimBy Esther WangApril 13, 2020 | 2:05pm -
Judge Blocks Alabama's Coronavirus Abortion BanBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 13, 2020 | 12:46pm - Even Trump Probably Didn't Know What the Hell He Was Saying TodayBy Ashley ReeseApril 10, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Border Patrol Forced an Asylum Seeker to Give Birth While Clutching Trash Can, According to ACLUBy Esther WangApril 10, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Melania Really Wants You to Wear a "Cloth Face Covering"By Justice NamasteApril 10, 2020 | 2:47am -
The Bleak Nostalgia of a Biden NominationBy Ashley ReeseApril 9, 2020 | 6:50pm -
Pete Buttigieg Did Not Listen to Our AdviceBy Joan SummersApril 9, 2020 | 5:15pm -
Kayleigh McEnany Was Born for TelevisionBy Ashley ReeseApril 9, 2020 | 1:27pm -
Through It All, Americans Still Want This Guy?By Ashley ReeseApril 8, 2020 | 10:36pm -
Farewell, PeepawBy Ashley ReeseApril 8, 2020 | 5:08pm -
In a Chilling Rebuke of Roe v. Wade, Judges Uphold Texas Abortion BanBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 8, 2020 | 12:35pm -
Will Kayleigh McEnany Outdo Her Predecessor's Legacy by Giving Even One (1) White House Press Conference?By Rebecca FishbeinApril 8, 2020 | 1:35am -
Coronavirus Is Another Chapter in a Long TragedyBy Emily AlfordApril 7, 2020 | 10:00pm -
I Had a Sex Dream About Eric Trump and Was So Disturbed I Called a Dream ExpertBy Esther WangApril 7, 2020 | 7:00pm -
How Many Pull-Ups Do You Think Ivanka Can Do?By Ashley ReeseApril 7, 2020 | 6:00pm -
Wisconsin's Primary Is Already a Tragedy in the MakingBy Ashley ReeseApril 7, 2020 | 4:20pm -
Rudy Giuliani's New Job Is to Distribute Medical Advice, ApparentlyBy Esther WangApril 6, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Joe Biden Now Advocating for 'Virtual' 2020 DNCBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 5, 2020 | 7:30pm -
Don't Worry, the Senate Has Its Priorities in Check!By Ashley ReeseApril 3, 2020 | 10:30pm - Slightly Less-Thirsted-After Governor Touts 'Extraordinary Heroism of Mothers'By Lisa FischerApril 3, 2020 | 6:30pm
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Melania Retreats into Fine PhotographyBy Ashley ReeseApril 3, 2020 | 3:33pm -
Jared Kushner Has Some Things to Say About DataBy Justice NamasteApril 3, 2020 | 2:06am -
Chris Cuomo Shares Terrifying Ballet-Themed Coronavirus Fever Dream Featuring Brother AndrewBy Ashley ReeseApril 2, 2020 | 6:00pm -
Georgia Governor Brian Kemp Is Learning New Things About Coronavirus Every DayBy Emily AlfordApril 2, 2020 | 3:00pm