This isn’t the first time Thicke, Master and Commander of the High Sleaze, has been accused of getting close to a fan — remember the infamous butt-grope-stagram? — but, whatever, we have no idea what’s going on. Maybe he and his wife have an open relationship. Maybe she doesn’t care what he does when he dons his ridiculous dance-vest and his pinky ring. Or maybe Robin Thicke is just the worst. Several incriminating photos at the link. [ONTD]
This is really, really awful:
Ke$ha‘s mom
Pebe Sebert says that her daughter “almost died” from weight bullying. According to her, Ke$ha’s manager
David Sonenberg
screamed at her on a conference call, “You need to lose weight! I don’t
care what you do… take drugs, not eat, stick your finger down your
throat!” If this is true, he should never be allowed to work again. [
People]
In much better news,
Beyoncé and
Jay Z will be performing together at the Grammys. YES. SERFBOARDT. [
Us]
- Kelly Clarkson is having a girl; congratulations to her and her husband! She tweeted, “I knew it! Only a girl could cause this much drama with vomiting ha!” Female fetuses, as everyone knows, develop a penchant for DRAMA around the time their nails come in. [Billboard]
- Joan Rivers called Baby North “an ugly baby in need of a waxing,” which is not funny for approx. one billion reasons, not the least of which is WHO WAXES A BABY. [Bossip]
- A Fifty Shades of Grey producer says that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are “hot” together. But are they nipple-puckeringly hot? [E!]
- Kim Kardashian wore her favorite style, “the decorative labia peplum,” on the streets of Paris. [E!]
- This article is called “Harry Styles Spotted Getting Cozy With Mystery Brunette at Sundance Film Festival” and the lede image is a picture of Harry Styles and Zach Braff. GUYS, THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED. THAT’S ZACH BRAFF. (I didn’t read the text.) [E!]
- OK, make sure that you’re emotionally prepared to maybe update your celebrity hair spreadsheet, because Zoe Saldana might be getting a pixie cut. [E!]
- Connie Britton says she’s not above using blackmail in order to ensure that the Friday Night Lights movie happens. Same. [E!]
- Lindsay Lohan announced at Sundance that she’ll be shooting a new film — a psychological thriller called Inconceivable — starting in March. [HuffPo]
- People don’t spend enough time talking about how good Lady Gaga is at walking in heels. I think it’s an under-appreciated talent. [ONTD]
- There is a chandelier hanging over Penelope Disick‘s crib. [People]
- Justin Bieber wrote his initials in the snow in urine while bystanders looked on in disbelief. It seems that his initials are a lightning bolt and a poorly-drawn tornado, which is definitely some Illuminati thing. [The Hollywood Gossip]
- Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez snuggled with a baby tiger. [ONTD]
- Selena Gomez may have been there the night that Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house, the darkest night in our history as a nation. [Radar]
