"News"

• latest Fox News Accuses Hillary Clinton of Getting a 'Glamorous New Face' By Madeleine Davies February 6, 2013 | 8:20pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on It By Lindy West January 26, 2013 | 1:00am
• latest Allison Williams Fantasizes About Dad Brian Reading Her Obit on the News By Madeleine Davies January 24, 2013 | 6:10pm
• latest This Ridiculous Fox News Summary of Hillary Clinton's Testimony Must Be Seen to Be Believed By Madeleine Davies January 23, 2013 | 11:15pm
• latest Bad News for Anti-Choicers: Most People Are Sane, Want to Keep Abortion Legal By Katie Halper January 17, 2013 | 6:35pm
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• latest In News That Makes Total Sense, Brooklyn Hipsters Are Growing Up to Become Brooklyn Wine Snobs By Doug Barry January 4, 2013 | 7:50pm
• latest Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a 'Weird Aphrodisiac' By Laura Beck December 3, 2012 | 1:30am
• latest Breaking News: Silicon Valley Startups Discriminate Against Old People By Katie J.M. Baker November 27, 2012 | 7:10pm
• latest Fox News Publishes Shocking Exposé on the War on Men By Laura Beck November 26, 2012 | 3:15am
• celebrities > dirt-bag In Awkward Thanksgiving News, Mayim Bialik Announces That She’s Getting Divorced By Doug Barry November 22, 2012 | 4:00pm
• latest Fox News Host Says She'd Look 'Fabulous' On the Food Stamps Diet Plan By Katie J.M. Baker November 21, 2012 | 11:20pm
• latest Good News, Wayfaring Stoners: You Can Still Smoke Pot in Amsterdam By Madeleine Davies November 21, 2012 | 7:25pm
• latest Breaking News: Which Animal Has the Very Cutest Butt? By Laura Beck November 15, 2012 | 3:00am
• latest In Best Ever News, Planned Parenthood Killed It Re: Election Spending While Conservative Groups Epically Failed By Katie J.M. Baker November 9, 2012 | 8:45pm
• latest Here's Diane Sawyer Drinking Wine and Popping Pills at the News Desk Circa 1989 By Dodai Stewart November 8, 2012 | 3:50pm
• latest Fox News Anchor Hilariously Worries About Nation Getting 'Potted Up' After Marijuana Legalization By Tracie Egan Morrissey November 7, 2012 | 7:20pm
• latest Scary Black Men and Twitter Polls: Fox News Slowly Loses Its Mind on Election Day By Tracie Egan Morrissey November 6, 2012 | 11:00pm
• latest In Breaking Booze News, Birds Are Totally Down to Party By Jezebel November 4, 2012 | 9:01pm
• latest Today In Unsurprising News, IVF Can Make Sex Less Sexy By Jezebel November 3, 2012 | 9:15pm
• latest News Station Asks Whether Readers Think Women 'Do Enough' To Ensure They Don't Get Roofied By Katie J.M. Baker October 26, 2012 | 10:15pm
• latest Fox News Mad that The View Was Totally Mean to Ann Romney By Erin Gloria Ryan October 18, 2012 | 8:00pm
• latest Is Constantly Reading Bad News Ruining Your Life? By Erin Gloria Ryan October 12, 2012 | 8:40pm
• latest In News of Election Cycle Freak-Outs, Girl Who Was Allegedly Ridiculed by a Teacher for Wearing a Romney/Ryan Shirt Will Transfer By Doug Barry October 11, 2012 | 1:15am
• latest And Here's a Picture of Kenneth Krause, the Man Who Called Local News Anchor Fat By Jessica Coen October 3, 2012 | 8:40pm