"News"

• latest Asshole Who Called Local News Anchor Fat Still Thinks She's Too Fat By Katie J.M. Baker October 3, 2012 | 8:00pm
• celebrities In the Absence of Real News, This Week The Tabloids Just Made Shit Up By Dodai Stewart October 3, 2012 | 7:25pm
• latest The Best Thing You'll See All Day: Local News Anchor Has On-Air Message for Viewer Who Called Her Fat By Dodai Stewart October 2, 2012 | 7:00pm
• latest In Case You Haven't Barfed Today, Here Comes the Stupidest Fox News Article of All Time By Lindy West September 19, 2012 | 11:15pm
• latest Major News Outlet Wants Feminist Author to Explain How She Lost the Baby Weight By Erin Gloria Ryan September 14, 2012 | 10:00pm
• latest Breaking News: Married Guy Whines About Extended Breastfeeding By Doug Barry July 15, 2012 | 6:00pm
• latest Bad News, Olympics Fans: No Saudi Women Made the Cut By Doug Barry July 10, 2012 | 1:15am
• latest A Little Good News from Afghanistan — Taliban Seem Cool with Girls Receiving English and Computer Lessons By Doug Barry July 9, 2012 | 2:15am
• latest Cat Makes a Surprise Appearance on the Local News By Cassie Murdoch July 6, 2012 | 2:30pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Justin Bieber Gets His High School Diploma; in Other News, You Are a Dillion Years Old By Lindy West July 3, 2012 | 12:45am
• latest Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News By Erin Gloria Ryan December 30, 2011 | 8:30pm
• latest Fox News Apologizes To Jews After Insinuating They Killed Jesus By Cassie Murdoch December 30, 2011 | 3:45am
• latest Fox News Anchor Is Shocked When Fox News Poll Says Obama Will Win In 2012 By Cassie Murdoch December 11, 2011 | 9:35pm
• latest Fox News Exposes Muppet Movie's Communist Agenda By Margaret Hartmann December 6, 2011 | 2:30pm
• latest Anorexic, Pregnant, Or Burrito Grande? Fox News Has You Covered By Margaret Hartmann December 2, 2011 | 2:50pm
• latest Today In Awesome Health News: Have A Glass Of Wine & A Hot Bath To Prevent A Cold By Dodai Stewart December 1, 2011 | 9:10pm
• latest Black People Hurting Our Troops, Says Ridiculous Fox News Report By Erin Gloria Ryan November 23, 2011 | 8:00pm
• latest Of Course Michele Bachmann Used to Babysit Fox News' Gretchen Carlson By Erin Gloria Ryan November 22, 2011 | 7:40pm
• latest Comment Of The Day: Trucker Hat Hit Hard By News Of Zooey's Divorce By Margaret Hartmann November 3, 2011 | 12:35am
• latest Appalachian Trail Hiking Mark Sanford Joins Fox News By Erin Gloria Ryan October 21, 2011 | 9:43pm
• latest Adam Levine Kindly Asks Fox News To Never Play His Band's Music Again By Whitney Jefferson October 19, 2011 | 11:30pm
• latest Fox News Says Female Comedians Need To Be Hot And Funny Or It Doesn't Count By Lane Moore October 16, 2011 | 10:00pm
• latest What Would It Look Like If Courtney Stodden Tweeted The News? By Erin Gloria Ryan October 7, 2011 | 6:00pm
• latest Local News Report Completely Derailed By Spider By Whitney Jefferson September 2, 2011 | 8:40pm
• latest Local News Report Completely Derailed By Spider By Whitney Jefferson September 2, 2011 | 8:40pm