Welcome back to the verdant field where Vanity Smurfs run free… Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
Maxi and Daddy at the beach. Yikes and Yay. Good Lord! She has NO fear!
Hair did. Thanks Paul.
You’ll never guess what I’m doing today. I mean… I would never have guessed.
So when they told me this is the “Live Dancing Squash” I had no clue this thing was actually live!!!!!
Come rain or Springtime!! @lancomeusa Marine Chic.
APPLE SLICES IN MY BED – I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDNT SHOW UP!
My new single is playing in the background- y’all hear it? Go request “Walk It Out” on the radio! #eos
‘West coast’ is great – congratulations @lanadelrey can’t wait to hear it on vinyl
HOLY MOLY. Gonna live tweet a brand new episode of#newgirl tomorrow with the cast. #holdontoyour
Just me and my boyfriend. #writersretreat
Just picked ‘me. gonna cook ’em for Easter dinner.#turnip greens #harvestday
You can’t sit here!!!!! But @LindsayLohan can! Will she#PleadThe5th ?? #WWHL
#theview airing Friday! I was a co-host and had so much fun w/ the girls! #topshop @jennymccarthy @sherrieshepherd
Coachella w/ @jimcol #dancingontheroof
teach me how to noie #turnup @noahcyrus
#preshowturnup with @noahcyrus #smackthat
over the hospital I miss #bangerztour #5amhospyselfie so sleeeeepy #medztime#wishicouldcuddlefloyd#whojinxedme
Magic hour! One of the best days of my life.#themindyproject
En route to sunset
#blahblahblahblah#myclutchisSoLA
I love my @ivydiamondcole earring tonight! #bling#theotherhalfofmyfacerefusedtobephotographed
With living legend @theritamoreno backstage last Sat at the #glaadawards. This was major for me. I live for this woman.
REGRAM from @stellamccartney Girls Night Out
#girlsnight #latergram @nicolerichie @chelseahandler @stellamccartney @gwenstefani #naomiwatts #samtaylorwood
This 46 degree “spring” day calls for my @peterjensenltdbedspread-esque parka, which is practically vintage (a gift from 2010!)
Me and @jaimewinstone finally eternalized our love/friendship with our cross tattoos that symbolize the balance of our friendship!
Am I a sad ass that I wear knickers/thongs that match my hair with my name on them?
last night in vegas
Cameron. Lovvvveee
White Hair Don’t Care
Finished my day looking like #Toad from #MarioBros#1Up
Wait for it… #googleHQ
The tech team at @facebookHQ thinks I need a new phone. Still on the 4 :/
Shoppin’
Historians say Cleopatra slept in a gold mask every night to maintain her youthful skin. Supposedly these 24k gold under-eye masks will do the trick. My first time experimenting with this extravagant luxury!
When in Rome….ultimate tourist for a day. Trevi fountain, the Coliseum and of course, gelato.
From the red carpet in Rome. #AmazingSpiderman2
Querido Gabo, alguna vez dijiste que la vida no es la que uno vivió, sino la que uno recuerda y como la recuerda para contarla.. tu vida querido Gabo la recordaremos como un regalo único e irrepetible, y como el más original de los relatos. Es difícil despedirse de ti, puesto que nos has dado tanto! Te quedarás para siempre conmigo y con todos los que te quisimos y admiramos. Shak
Thanks @unitedairlines…it’s like my own private lounge! #grateful
Morning Vogue session to @emelisande.
Hawaiian shirt. Thai boxing shorts. Space tights. #weirdbutcomfy
Jesus and I.
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