Slender Lorises Mistakenly Accept Invitation to Ill-Fated Pants Party
LatestTwo adorable slender lorises unwittingly RSVPed to what, by all accounts, should have been a smashing good pants party. They probably spent weeks picking out funny pants (assless chaps? plaid? bell bottoms?) and telling their loris friends, who all said things like, “Oooo, take pictures!” and “Don’t get too wasted!” Unfortunately, the pants party consisted of being stuffed unceremoniously in the pants of a man from the United Arab Emirates who was detained in a New Delhi airport for the suspicious loris-shaped bulge in his pants.