So, Losing Weight Gives You Higher Self-Esteem And Saves Your Feet From Amputation? Sign Me Up!
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Last night’s debate was pretty boring, as the two remaining mainstream candidates (remember Mike Gravel? He’s still running but they didn’t let him into this debate either) were both supernice and very wonky, which is probably why most of America — Barry included — started to doze off until the cameramen started cutting away to show all the celebrities in the audience! Who were, naturally, all dressed to the nines because debates are the new awards shows since there aren’t any awards shows and Hollywood needs its collective circle jerks to sleep at night. So, there are pictures to entertain you and Moe and I — yeah, it’s Megan writing this intro because Moe had some coffee bean explosion she had to tend to, we don’t call it “crappy” for nothing, kids — present a special late night (see: drunken) version of Crappy Hour.
MOE: I’ve really been thinking hard about how losing weight could stave off a foot amputation
MEGAN: HAHAHA
MOE:Maybe this is a big problem in the other America I’ve been hearing about. People get so fat, they lose their immune system, but only in their feet, and they can’t feel it when the flesh eating bacteria start eating away at them because they are so sedentary and so lazy on top of being sedentary that they never peel off their socks to see what’s down there. I am that lazy.
MEGAN: indeed
Also, i worked on a conference at APEC. there’s no really good evidence that preventative care saves money. the theory is that it staves off morbidity, which it does, and reduced the amount of end-of-life car. but in a society that lets you retire at 65, it ends up costing the economy, actually
so, barack’s argument that it’s a moral responsibility is better
and what he just said it correct about electronic medical records
MOE:That’s a really good point. New York City supposedly has a higher lifespan than the rest of the country, which I attribute almost wholly to the fact that no one except me seems to have a sedentary lifestyle here because it’s definitely not the higher rates of smoking, drinking and the contagious diseases they ought to be exposed to, but the insurance premiums here have got to be the highest in the country…anyway, that’s gotta be what Brandy’s talking about right now, yeah?
MEGAN: they are. also, there are some crazy reasons for that. like, that the state government requires that every person in a state-regulated insurance plan must be covered for tubal ligation reversal
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