Straight Couple Trying to Divorce Over Gay Marriage Can't Legally Do So
In DepthIt’s been a whole day since we met Nick and Sarah Jensen, tireless advocates for “straight marriage only” and consummate heroes that will literally divorce if gays are allowed equal rights. Unfortunately, you might have to put a hold on that celebratory parade you were planning in their honor. It turns out that they can’t get a legal divorce.
According to ABC Australia, the couple won’t be able to actually break their marriage for a dumb-ass reason such as “we don’t like other people doing stuff” because Australian law dictates that a divorced couple must have no plans to continue cohabitation and the Jensens have clearly stated that once they’re divorced they’ll still stay together, live together, and raise their kids together. And, here’s the best part: Dennis Farrar, a family attorney says that the Jensens won’t be able to get a divorce unless they lie about their situation and lying, like divorce, is a no-no according to Christian doctrine.