A few things: I know the comments have been majorly effed up all day and resemble a Burroughs novel of sorts, but tech has been alerted, and hopefully things will be straightened out soon. Also, remember: you can keep in touch with your fellow commenters all week long via our #groupthink forum. The brilliant and wonderful duo of Megan Carpentier and Lindsay Robertson will be here tomorrow to fill in for your weekday editors, who will be taking a much-deserved day off for the holiday, so be sure to show them a good time, okay? As for tonight, let’s keep things light and such. Here’s a song to get you started: