Poor Toni: After begging some dude to unbreak her heart so she could breathe again, she found that he wasn’t man enough for her. Bummer. But happy birthday, Toni! The singer turns 43 today (and by the way, just to make you feel old, “Un-Break My Heart came out in 1996 — fifteen years ago!) Anyway, here’s to dancing in a silver dress made of chains. This here’s your open thread, guys. Take good care of it and be kind to each other. Have a great weekend!