If you feel like channelling your inner Winona-Ryder-on-trial-for-shoplifting, you could do a lot worse than this, on sale over at letrainblue.com.
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It’s reduced from a whopping $212, to an eminently more affordable $79, and it’s knitted from baby alpaca. But nothing died, okay?
We briefly considered getting it before we remembered that our tits are far too big to carry it off, and anyway we’d just spill spaghetti sauce on it the first time we ever wore it and that would be it.
[We just love a bargain]
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
