These Cats Hate Everything, But Especially Your Dumb Birthday


Only weeks ago, the internet was rocked by the revelation that cats, who had previously been thought to be revenge-thirsty monsters, may not be dicks just for the sake of it. That’s a nice thought, but just one look at this video of cats ruining birthdays will prove something very important: cats hate you, cats hate your life and cats don’t give a shit about your special day.

“Happy Birthday,” the cats in this video say. “Happy birthday, we hope you die soon.”

(I still want one very badly)

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