Officiating the ceremony will be the Honorable Justice Lineworth “Liney” Linemouth. [FoxNews]
Michelle Williams (the automobills one, not one who just moved to Capeside from the big city because she was growing up too fast) opened up about her struggles with depression:
“I’ve dealt with depression,” the 32-year-old said, “I had to choose to get out of bed and do whatever I needed to do to be happy.
“We’re taught, ‘Just go to church and pray about it. The Lord is going to heal you.’ Well, in the meantime, I believe God-gifted people, physicians, doctors, therapists-that’s your healing. Take advantage of it,” she said. “Go see a professional so that they can assess you. It’s OK if you’re going through something. Depression is not OK, but it is OK to go get help.”
I just realized that I heart 100% of famous Michelle Williamses. Statistics. [E!]
Emma Stone says she has trouble not being funny, and gushes about her feelings for
Charlie Chaplin:
“In real life, sometimes it’s uncomfortable for me not to go for the joke,” said Stone. “I’ve been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted.”
Stone also talked about what movie makes her cry. “The end of ‘City Lights’ makes me cry every time I see it — when Charlie Chaplin walks by the shop window and the once blind girl brings him a flower and pins it to his lapel. She’s always thought that he was a millionaire, but he was really a tramp. She feels his hand and says, ‘You?’ And he nods. He says, ‘You can see now?’ And she says, ‘Yes, I can see now.’ They cut back to his face, and he lights up like you’ve never seen. That last line, ‘Yes, I can see now,’ has so many meanings. It’s echoed in every great romantic movie since then and in every great moment of life. “
That is a good scene. I will allow it. But FYI if you come up here going all, “My favorite comedian of all time is Harpo Marx,” or whatever, we’re having a talk. [Extra]
- David Letterman to Kim Kardashian: “You’re Married To Two Guys Right?” [Radar]
- Sharon Osbourne set her house on fire. [NYP]
- Mel Gibson‘s ex-wife Oksana Grigorieva says she got screwed over by her lawyers in the divorce. [TMZ]
- Zac Efron got his picture taken with a bunch of dildos, then freaked out because he didn’t want his young fans to see. I find this entire story adorable. [NYP]
- Do you have $12 million? Then you can buy this house that both Debra Messing AND Renee Zellweger have pooped in. [E!]
- I can’t get this Terry Richardson-helmed video of Beyonce to load on my computer—probably because the tiny mice that make the computer work are too busy masturbating. Wait, back up. Mousterbating. [TheLifeFiles]
- E! would like Mindy Kaling to give it her “colorful coats” from the Mindy Project, because apparently it forgot that WEBSITES CAN’T WEAR CLOTHES. [E!]
- Do you care how celebrities are reacting to the Manti Te’o hoax on Twitter? I…don’t. [Us]
- Here’s Zooey Deschanel looking cute next to a cat! [E!]
- Ssssshhhhh. Just, ssssssshhhhhhh. [Ssshhh]