Lindsay Lohan was set free today after 35 days of arduous partying and TV watching during house arrest. Upon leaving her home, she said, “I’m excited to start community service and focus on my work.” [
TMZ]
You may not see
Lindsay out and about because she now has what TMZ calls “post-incarceration syndrome.” This means she’s afraid to leave her home because she thinks there’s a “bounty on her head in the paparazzi community.” Getting stalked by paparazzi is probably scary, but they just want to take her picture, not freeze her in carbonite and deliver her to Jabba, right? [
TMZ]
Also, she can’t be that scared because she went to Downtown Women’s Center to start her community service today. [
TMZ]
According to teen bride
Courtney Stodden‘s birth certificate, she rilly is 16. [
E!]
Retro gossip break:
Charlie Sheen says he took steroids while filming
Major League. [
Starpulse]
In other ancient and uninteresting news,
Charlie Sheen claims he was originally offered
Tom Cruise‘s role in
Born On The Fourth Of July. [
HR]
- David Rainey, who you know as Puck from The Real World, has been arrested and charged with domestic violence. [E!]
- Cory Monteith and Josh Hutcherson have filmed PSAs for Straight but Not Narrow, which is an organization for LGBT allies with the tag line, “dudes talking to dudes about dudes who like dudes.” [E!]
- Prince William and the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton will embark on their North American tour tomorrow. Canadians, it’s time to throw out that stack of old magazines and flip over the stained sofa cushion. [CBS News]
- In case you need proof of how awful people can be, here’s a story about someone spray painting “Ritch Prick” (sic) on the guard rail at the site where Ryan Dunn died. [TMZ]
- “Ryan Reynolds or Jake Gyllenhaal: Whom Should Olivia Wilde Date?” Does Olivia get a vote too? [People]
- At the link is an on-set picture of Robert Pattinson with pie in his face. As a member of Team Pie, I’m offended by this waste of perfectly good baked goods. [E!]
