A beautiful day at the beach briefly turned horrific before it turned hilarious — seaside residents in Turkey’s northern Samsun province panicked and called police when they noticed what seemed like a body floating in the Black Sea. Alarums were raised. Boats were commandeered. Somewhere, trembling along in his house, a lascivious man watched the action through a slit in his Venetian blinds. When rescuers reached the body, they were met with a grisly surprise — an inflatable sex doll, just floating along, waiting to make some over-eager shark the laughing stock of his entire gang.