On Monday, Kris Jenner was scheduled to appear on Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise—but paradise was lost when an unidentified insect attacked Jenner on her face and forced her lip, or lips, to “blow up”!
Jenner had to forgo the appearance because, as she put it, it was though “half my face blew up”—because, she said, she felt like she “got a bite.” A lip truther from TMZ caught some video of her outside Nobu Tuesday night, however, and after mumbling the incredulous comment, “Doesn’t look like an allergic reaction to me”—the TMZ lip truther moonlights as an immunologist—he yelled from across the street, “HEY KRIS, WHY’D YOU CANCEL YOUR BACHELOR SHOW… APPEARANCE?!”
Jenner, who was accompanied by her lesser-known daughter Kim, declined to respond, entering a black SUV silently and—as photos magnified by TMZ seem to show—completely without a bite, proving once and for all that rich people simply have better access to important, hospital grade bug-bite medications such as Caladryl and Lanacane.
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