What If Candy Bars Were Named For What They Really Are?


College Humor dreamed up these very-realistic names for iconic candies we all know and love. But we do have a few additions: “Stuck In My Braces” for Swedish Fish, “What’s That Sore In My Mouth?” for Warheads, and the “You Broke My Dental Work” for JuJu Bees (true story). You could probably substitute the name “It’s PMS City Up In Here” or “Just Stick This To My Fucking Thighs Why Don’t You” for any of the chocolate candy bars, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

[CollegeHumor via Reddit]

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