What the Trump Kids Were Up To While You Were Enjoying Your New Year
Politics

It’s a new year and a new decade, and for many, it’s a time for fresh starts or at least shallowly convincing oneself that a fresh start is on the horizon. But realistically, most of us are still stuck with the dregs of 2019. For example, Donald Trump is still president and says dumb shit like this:
And on top of that, his administration-affiliated adult children are still corrupt and insufferable. From invites to Davos to eating cake barefoot, here’s what the Trump kids have been up to these last couple of days:
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner
While everyone else was busy trying to list all of their accomplishments and failures of the last decade, President Trump tapped his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner to be part of the official White House delegation attending the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Ivanka is an expert at pretending she should have any influence in geo-political affairs, so she’ll be great. Perhaps Kushner can share his newest strategy to bring forth peace in the Middle East, because that whole moving-the-US-embassy-to-Jerusalem idea was a real winner.
In other news, Ivanka has been standing in haunted clock towers.