Why Wasn't I Called to Model for This Assisted Living Home Calendar
LatestTo the senior citizens of Pleasant Pointe Assisted Living Home,
Hello. You may not know me, because I do not live in Ohio and am not the child or grandchild of a resident at your facility, but my name is Kate Dries. BuzzFeed and other outlets have brought it to my attention that you have released a calendar of some of your finest residents posing nude around their abodes in order to raise money for a charity that collects shoes and distributes them to children in need.
I don’t love being naked or semi-naked in public, but I appreciate the cause, your dedication to it, and the fact that even though you’re raising money for charity, your calendars are still a very reasonable $12 a piece.
While I am not entirely Irish, Ireland is a part of my heritage. More importantly, I enjoy sitting down in comfortable chairs and giving people skeptical looks.