Your Boyfriend Romeo Rose Wants to Babysit Kids
LatestRomeo Rose, a.k.a your racist, sexist boyfriend who you loooooove sooooo much that you can’t stop thinking about him, is back and requesting to babysit Austin-based children for the low, low price of $10/hour.
We first met your boyfriend Romeo through his now defunct website Sleepless in Austin, where he was offering $1,500 to whoever could introduce him to his dream girl (you). He had a couple of caveats — the lady who would eventually claim his heart couldn’t be fat. Or have short hair. Or be black. Or have ever dated a black man. Naturally, even though the site cost him his job, you rushed to his side (how could you pass?) and you’ve been in love with him ever since — even after reading through his pro-rape tweets. AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD.