In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, a serial urinator terrorizes NYC, Heidi Fleiss still has love for the world’s oldest profession, and some drunk girls on St. Patrick’s Day say “fuck” on live TV.
1.) Local woman scared by rain.
It rained in Brooklyn this week.
2.) The Urinator
Also big in NYC news: A man was arrested for compulsively urinating on female strangers.
3.) Gorton’s fisherman
Why didn’t they just hire an older actor, instead of powdering a younger actor’s eyebrows, hair, and beard? I can see his roots!
4.) St. Patrick’s Day is for “getting fucked up.”
And a delay is for catching people saying the f-word on live television. I like that it wasn’t employed here, though.
5.) The Butt Master
I know he’s talking about exercises, but it still sounds like he’s into anal.
6.) Unlike Rainman
Not an excellent driver.
7.) Watchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
He’s talkin’ ’bout not talkin’ to Gary Coleman anymore.
8.) The Ramona/Jill dynamic
I’m really into it.
9.) Tyra’s Choice
I thought modern women are supposed to be able to have their pad and wear their tampon too.
10.) Heidi Fleiss is a lotta fun.