Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music Festival
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“Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma and Pixies covers” is one unsurprising description of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross’ cool-as-fuck nuptials. Tobias Fünke, 48, and Joan of Arcadia, 29, have been dating for the last four years, and this is the first marriage for both of them. Filmmaker Lance Bangs, in attendance, Instagrammed a cute shot of the newlyweds dancing with their arms around each other.
Congratulations, Tobias and Tibby Joan Girardi-Fünke, or whatever! More importantly, there’s now only one sane unmarried Sister of the Traveling Pants variety. Holla at Alexis Bledel. [Us Weekly, NYDN]
Even though she hasn’t emailed you since that one time, apparently Yoncy is hella crushing on President Obama. “Even when the president was socializing with other guests, Beyoncé always seemed to have her eye on him, watching his every move from afar,” “nervously giggling and twisting her hair like a schoolgirl.”
The source continues, “She jokingly told pals if they both weren’t married, the president could have been in the running for her affections.” When Obama spoke about Yoncy’s status as a role model for Sasha and Malia, “she was overcome with joy and almost hyperventilated,” said the source. “Beyonce told a pal it was a perfect night. She got to innocently flirt with her crush ‘and then go home with the love of my life, my husband Jay-Z.'” My gut is telling me that anyone who’s actually friends with Beyoncé wouldn’t use the word “pal,” let alone that often, but this is so fun I want to believe. [National Enquirer]
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