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entertainment > tv-entertainment A Guide to Sorting British Murder Mysteries by Mood Based on Their Titles
By Emily Alford March 20, 2020 | 4:00pm
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latest In the Time it Takes to Boil Instant Rice, Cirque du Soleil's CEO Fired Thousands of Employees via Bizarre Video
By Emily Alford March 19, 2020 | 10:00pm
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latest Why Are Only the Wives of Heads of State Getting Covid-19? Some Theories
By Emily Alford March 19, 2020 | 1:00pm
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latest Excuse You, But What in the Ever-Loving Fuck is This?
By Emily Alford March 18, 2020 | 5:08pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment RuPaul's Drag Race Has Found Both a Villain and an Underdog
By Emily Alford March 16, 2020 | 7:00pm
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in-depth The Solitude of Self-Quarantine Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
By Emily Alford March 14, 2020 | 4:00pm
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entertainment The Property Brothers and Brad Pitt Are Going to Fix Up Some Houses
By Emily Alford March 13, 2020 | 7:30pm
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latest Jared Kushner Asked Facebook for Help With His Coronavirus Homework
By Emily Alford March 13, 2020 | 3:49pm
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in-depth Kate Elizabeth Russell on My Dark Vanessa and the 'Early Aughts Lolita Complex'
By Emily Alford March 12, 2020 | 5:30pm
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politics Hillary Proves That Hillary Clinton Is Likable, But Never Asks What That Got Her
By Emily Alford March 11, 2020 | 7:58pm
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politics > news-politics Joe Biden, Friend of Unions, Tells Auto Worker Not to Be a 'Horse's Ass'
By Emily Alford March 10, 2020 | 9:55pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment Sherry Pie Is an Ominous Cloud Over RuPaul's Drag Race
By Emily Alford March 9, 2020 | 7:49pm
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politics > news-politics Donald Trump Jr. Hopes to Prove He's Daddy's Good Boy Once and for All With a Hunter Biden Debate
By Emily Alford March 9, 2020 | 3:03pm
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latest Looks Like Hachette Will Not Be Releasing That Woody Allen Memoir After All
By Emily Alford March 6, 2020 | 9:25pm
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latest Rich People Have Always Been Assholes During Plagues
By Emily Alford March 6, 2020 | 6:45pm
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style > beauty-style Screw Sad Fashion, I Want Feathers and Dumb Shit
By Emily Alford March 5, 2020 | 8:30pm
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politics > news-politics Mike Bloomberg Is Nasty
By Emily Alford March 3, 2020 | 11:00pm
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politics Here's All the Depressing, Dumb Shit You Can Still Buy From Failed 2020 Campaigns
By Emily Alford March 3, 2020 | 8:30pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment Widow Von'Du Von'Did the Season Premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race
By Emily Alford March 2, 2020 | 5:01pm
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latest Chris Matthews Is Allegedly a Creep Both On and Off Camera
By Emily Alford February 28, 2020 | 9:15pm
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entertainment Put All the Culkins on Television
By Emily Alford February 28, 2020 | 9:00pm