Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
LatestI cannot tell a lie: I am a huge Britney Spears fan. I may not be into some of the deeper cuts, but I watched all of Chaotic, rooted for her recovery and I didn’t completely disagree when Chris Crocker told everyone to leave her alone. It’s pretty sad, then, that Britney’s dad had to buy a video of her boyfriend cheating on her and then showed it to her.
According to TMZ, Britney Spears’ boyfriend (now her ex) (I hope he is now her ex) was caught on video dancing and canoodling with a woman that was not Bit Bit. Britney’s dad, who has been her conservator since that horrible car hitting incident, allegedly found the video, paid for it and then showed it to Britney to let her know what a lying, cheating scumbag her boyfriend David Lucado is. That couldn’t have been easy for Britney to watch. (Although I don’t get why he had to show it to her. He could have just told her? I would have believed it.) (Ugh, now I am just imagining Britney watching the video and crying and thinking about pizza because pizza makes everything temporarily better, even being cheated on.)