Parties, Coachella, and Chris Brown: seems like an obvious recipe for a disaster.
More specifically: the disaster that Chris Brown was wearing, which, if my circa third grade brain is correct, looks like something my 1990-ish male classmates would have worn while interrupting a perfectly good game of recess hopscotch in order to prove playground dominance.
Nicole Richie and
Joel Madden just bought
Jack Nicholson’s old house to the tune of $6.7 million, a price tag that comes with neighbors like
Ashton Kutcher and
Mila Kunis,
Penelope Cruz and
Javier Bardem,
Judd Apatow,
Toni Colette, and—drumroll, please—newlyweds
Cameron Diaz and
Benji Madden. Aw. [
Variety]
Jennifer Lopez and
Casper Smart are just fine and friendly, thanks for asking! The reportedly on-again duo were spotted out in Vegas, where J from the B changed out of a cocktail dress and into a crop top and leggings for the “Own the dance floor, ‘k thanks” portion of the evening, a party trick I plan on adopting as my own, except after a big meal and substitute the crop top for an oversized hoodie. [
People]
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George Clooney wore a faux-suicide bomb vest on the set of his new movie, and yeah, he still looks hot. [
Mirror]
•Mumford & Sons think Tidal is bullshit. [Daily Beast]
•Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder wore fedoras and made out at Coachella, as you do at Coachella. [Just Jared]
•Bobby Brown, who apparently hasn’t left Bobbi Kristina’s side in over two months, took a quick trip to L.A. to perform at the Soul Food Festival. [People]
•An elderly Armenian woman waited three days to take a photo with Kim Kardashian. Kim wore a white turtleneck and white tuxedo pants for the occasion. [People]
•Another Kim, of the Zolciak variety, shared bikini photos on Instagram; doesn’t know how to use hashtags on Instagram. [Us Weekly]
•Here’s a nice roundup of your favorite Dirt Bag regulars, spotted at Coachella. [Bossip]
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