Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 1 By Ellie Shechet | September 16, 2015 | 6:45pm Politics Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! Join me as I negotiate, firsthand, the ins and outs of the United States legal system. This brand of sour cream & onion potato chips makes my stomach hurt, unlike Lays sour cream & onion potato chips, which do not make my stomach hurt. Most Popular In Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon On Justin Bieber's New Album, Marriage Never Sounded So Terrible! Pamela Anderson Just Friendzoned Liam Neeson... This has been Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 1. Contact the author at [email protected]. Image via Netflix. More from JezebelI DM'd the Executive Producers of 'The Pitt' to Ask WTF Happened With Dr. Heather CollinsKen Paxton's Wife Files for Divorce 'on Biblical Grounds'In Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: