Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 1 By Ellie Shechet | September 16, 2015 | 6:45pm Politics Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! Join me as I negotiate, firsthand, the ins and outs of the United States legal system. This brand of sour cream & onion potato chips makes my stomach hurt, unlike Lays sour cream & onion potato chips, which do not make my stomach hurt. Most Popular Inside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to Waitstaff This Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror Movie Man Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His Breakup This has been Everything I Learned on Jury Duty: Day 1. Contact the author at [email protected]. Image via Netflix. More from JezebelInside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to WaitstaffMan Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: