Fuck Santa! Kirk Cameron's New Movie Gives Baby Jesus His Birthday Back
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Let me tell you guys my idea of a perfect Christmas. You wake up like it’s any other day—it might not feel like December 25, it might even feel like, say, August 27—you go to work, you eat your sandwich, you shoulder life’s banality with the resignation of a much older woman, and then…someone sends you a link. You click. Oh my god. My god. KIRK CAMERON IS DOING AND SAYING STUFF AGAIN!!!!! IT REALLY IS THE BABY JESUS’S BIRTHDAY!