Giant Newly-Discovered Dinosaur Is Good News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
LatestScientists today were pleased to announce that they’ve discovered a new species of dinosaur and named it Siats meekerorum. The most pleasing part of this pleasing discovery is that the Siats is both bigger and cooler (according to scientific projections they have built-in leopard spotted jackets!) than the T. Rex. Now the world waits with bated breath for the accompanying erotica ebook.
Here are some fun Siats facts: the juveniles are 30 feet long, which means that the adults are massive (“This thing is gigantic,” notes paleontologist Lindsay Zanno. The erotica book is seriously writing itself, guys). They’re more slender than T. reges, and they have three fingers instead of two. Bet your old two-digited fantasy dinosaur boyfriend is looking pretty stupid right about now.