Giorgio Armani Wants Gay Men To Stop Dressing So Damn Gay

Eighty-year-old Giorgio Armani, the white-haired man pictured above, is sick of gay men dressing so gay. In an interview with The Sunday Times Magazine, the Italian fashion designer complained about “homosexual men” dressing all “homosexual.”

“A homosexual man is a man 100%. He does not need to dress homosexual…When homosexuality is exhibited to the extreme — to say, ‘Ah, you know I’m homosexual,’ — that has nothing to do with me. A man has to be a man.”

Let’s work this out, because that’s a whopper of a statement. All men are 100% men, and all men should dress like men who are not homosexual. So that means they should dress…straight? OK! But what does that mean, exactly? Clothes aren’t inherently gay or straight! Confusing, right? I’m just going to let the man’s work speak for itself, so here’s a lesson in “dressing straight” for all the gay men out there, based entirely on Giorgio Armani’s own fashions.

Here’s an Armani look that’s not gay.

Oooh, check out this look made especially for manly men.