I know that nothing will ever top the dude with two dicks (although he said he bottoms sometimes) (that is a sex joke), but what this guy lacks in penes he makes up for with a body part that’s kind of gross by itself, but kind of cute in plural. What could it be?
Now that you’ve clicked on the post (your attention, like the plums you were saving for breakfast, is so cold, sweet and delicious), I can share the secret of Reddit user TicoTube with you.
He has two uvulas:
So much cuter as a pair, right? It’s like a tiny upside down heart buried deep in the recesses of his mouth, just waiting to be discovered. Or shown to the world via the internet. It’s his mouth, we’re just living in it. (Gross.)
Image via Reddit
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