It appears that Guy Fieri, Clown Prince of Flavortown, is in the breakfast game now, and he’s taken to it like a duck wearing backwards sunglasses riding a skateboard through a lake of flames. The menu at Guy Fieri’s Vegas Kitchen & Grill includes “Dragon’s Breath Chili Cornbread Benedict,” “Chicken Fried Bacon Biscuits & Gravy,” and a “Shortbread Pancake & Berry ‘Pot Pie'”—all of which, I can only assume, have been TONGUE-BLASTED WITH DONKEY SAUCE FOR MAXIMUM KILLERNESS.
It would actually sound like a fairly normal (if a bit undignified) brunch menu, if it weren’t for Fieri’s pièce de résistance: a 52-ounce Bloody Mary garnished with multiple meats, a leather saxophone, and a pinkie ring.