Here’s Hoping These Two Get Lost on an Ayahuasca Retreat and Never Come Back
Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. considering Aaron Rodgers for his VP is way too on the nose.
Politics
The Joe Rogan-loving, “do your own research” men in your life got a huge gift this week when it was reported that the conspiracy theorist and independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. had reached out to injured Jets quarterback and anti-vaxxer Aaron Rodgers (along with a few other wackos) about becoming his running mate.
Rodgers has what is presumably a full-time job and is expected to be the starting QB next season; one would think that campaigning for the November 5 election would interfere with little things like training camp, the preseason, and actual regular season games. Rodgers said mere weeks ago that the Jets needed to avoid distractions: “The bullshit that has nothing to do with winning, needs to get out of the building.” That comment came after Rodgers suggested on Pat McAffee’s podcast that late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was linked to Jeffrey Epstein, and Kimmel threatened to sue. It’s all very interesting given that RFK Jr. has actually taken multiple flights on the accused pedophile’s planes! Tables turning, etc.
However, these two are unfortunately perfect for each other. Recall the 2021 saga when Rodgers said he’d been “immunized” against covid—but it turned out that was a carefully worded dodge to hide that he hadn’t gotten the vaccine and instead got a homeopathic treatment.