I worked hard, I tried to be a good person, I mostly failed, but the good Lord has chosen to reward me nonetheless: you can now buy a Thin Mint-flavored ice cream bar. It is available everywhere Good Humor products are sold, or it will be until I buy them all. Jesus Christ. This is the best fucking day of my life. Everyone just give me a minute.
It’s a scientifically proven fact as well as the opinion of the wise American public that Thin Mints are the best Girl Scout cookie. (The lone holdouts are sour hater of joy Kate Dries, whose cookie blasphemy we will simply ignore, and brilliant and kind but very wrong Kelly Faircloth, who I will also ignore.) And now Good Humor has made what they’re calling a Thin Mints Frozen Treat, which we heard about via Grub Street. It’s shaped like a cookie. It’s made of ice cream and enrobed in chocolate. There are Thin Mints studding the outside of the thing like diamonds, except less ugly and pointless and more delicious.