Human Progress Reaches Nadir In Water Bottle That Tells You to Drink
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For years, Silicon Valley’s buzziest companies have relied on inhabiting the powerful babyman lifestyle niche of “What Is My Mother No Longer Available to Do For Me.” (See the eight laundry startups that once bloomed in the lazy-asshole-centered “concierge economy,” etc.) Lately, we’ve been inching into a new, wearables-enhanced era of energized babyman lifestyle, which can be framed as “What Am I No Longer Willing to Allow My Body to Do Without a Computer”: sleep apps, an app that tells you when to take a dump, what have you.