James Franco Pens Insufferable New York Times Op-Ed About Shia LaBeouf

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As the old urban legend states: if a former child actor whispers “performance piece” three times into a blogger’s ear, the vengeful spirit of James Franco will appear and write a self-indulgent opinion piece for the New York Times. And so it has happened.

Specifically, James Franco has written an op-ed about Shia LaBeouf’s antics. “Though the wisdom of some of his actions may seem questionable, as an
actor and artist I’m inclined to take an empathetic view of his conduct,” says James Franco. He goes on to compare himself and LaBeouf to Marlon Brando and Joaquin Phoenix and then is casually like, “Hey, remember when I did a performance piece, too? That was pre-tty cool”:

At times I have felt the need to dissociate myself from my work and
public image. In 2009, when I joined the soap opera “General Hospital”
at the same time as I was working on films that would receive Oscar
nominations and other critical acclaim, my decision was in part an
effort to jar expectations of what a film actor does and to undermine
the tacit — or not so tacit — hierarchy of entertainment.

“I think Mr. LaBeouf’s project, if it is a project, is a worthy one,” he concludes. Oh, James Franco. [NYT]

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Images via Getty, Pacific Coast News.

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