10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, Khloe Kardashian flashes her nipple on live TV, kids are snorting bath salts, and, according to one newscaster, teens are having “fuck” this summer. More »
The Worst Prom Stories We’ve Ever Heard
When we asked for your awful prom stories, we expected to hear about drunken nights, stolen purses and dress mishaps. We did not expect tales of dead animals, kicking your date in the balls, getting handcuffed by state troopers or having pizza thrown at your face. There were so many cringe-inducing ways the supposed magical night turned into a nightmare,it was tough to narrow the entries down to just ten. But here they are, in all of their traumatizing glory. More »
How To Explain Coco To Your Mom
Ice-T and Coco renewed their vows over the weekend, and their new show, Ice Loves Coco, premieres this Sunday. But aside from seeing random Tweets from her (Thong Thursday, anyone?) it’s still kind of confusing: Who is Coco? For instance: How would you explain her to your mom? More »
Even Elisabeth Hasselbeck And Michelle Bachmann Hate Sarah Palin
Two high-profile conservative women-Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Michele Bachmann-have reportedly not only distanced themselves from Sarah Palin, but are actively speaking out against her. Sort of, in their own tip-toey political ways. More »
Don’t Fear The Dowager: A Valentine to Maturity
An adolescent boy’s bed sheet semen’s worth of ink has been spilled lately about men acting too much like boys. But the trend of reverse-striving has crossed over: adult women are acting more and more like little girls, and it’s really starting to get on my nerves. More »
How To Make A Quick Beach Cover-Up
It’s summer, and while we’re all sweltering in the 98° heat, our thoughts turn naturally to cooling, natural, beautiful, necessary water. The seaside. The local pool. The river. The nearest lake. And when you’ve had your swim and you get out and towel off, reveling in that unfamiliar feeling of our body parts not sticking to each other with sweat, you wanna throw on something that suits your weightless, relaxed, newly cool mood. More »
The Female Athletes Who Are Damned If They Do, Damned If They Don’t
In the past month, religious women have been prevented from participating in soccer, basketball, and weightlifting — all because their faith dictates they cover their heads, necks, arms, legs, or some combination thereof. If three makes a trend, then it looks like we’re on the way to seeing an unofficial consensus from athletics organizations about whether devoutly religious women can play sports at all. More »
In His Cockshot, Weiner Votes For Hairlessness
Can a congressman survive once people on the Internet have seen his apparently waxed balls? It’s a whole new level of exposure, made all the barer by the congressman’s grooming habits. More »
This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Had Phone Sex With A Dude Who’s Not Her Fiancé
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we schedule sexytime with gossip mags Ok!, Us, Star, In Touch and Life & Style. This week: Justin Theroux is moving in with Jennifer Aniston; Sean Penn dumped ScarJo for being pushy and annoying; Snooki’s boyfriend is groping gals at Karma while she’s destroying Italy; and Kim Kardashian had “graphic phone sex” and (boring text messages) with some dude who plays for the Patriots. More »
Forever 21 Sues Fashion Blogger
The blogger behind the satirical site WTForever21, whose particular brand of sass we have known and appreciated for some time, has been hit with a cease-and-desist from the California-based clothier. If Rachel Kane doesn’t delete her site — Forever 21’s latest deadline is June 10 — the company says it will file a lawsuit against her. More »
Talking To Your One-Year-Old About Makeup
This wasn’t supposed to happen yet. I was all set to spend the next two years in the maternal trenches preparing a rock solid defense against an impending princess obsession. As the mother of a 1-year-old daughter, I have been warned repeatedly by concerned parents who’ve already navigated the treacherous Pink Road ahead. “See if you can convince her to be a queen instead,” one offered helpfully. “At least queens make decisions, as opposed to princesses, who just sit around all day passively being pretty.” More »
The Decapitated Model From Kanye’s “Monster” Video Speaks
Taylor Warren says she was a little weirded out when she found out that Kanye West would be carrying around her severed head in his latest music video. But then she decided to go with it. More »
Is The Kidnapped Syrian Lesbian Blogger A Hoax?
Activists are calling for an investigation into the alleged kidnapping of Syrian blogger Amina Arraf. But others are investigating something else: whether she even exists. More »
How Hair Extensions Made Me A Casual Sex Goddess
You haven’t had steamy sex until you’ve done it with long hair. After adding mid-back blonde extensions to my usual platinum pixie, I had the chance to experience sex from an entirely unique perspective that I didn’t even know existed. My long blonde hair was like a dirty maid Halloween costume…you know how girls get in dirty maid costumes. More »
What Bridesmaids‘ Success Means For Movies
Bridesmaids has passed the $100 million mark, which means you’re about to see more R-rated comedies starring, and to some extent aimed at, women. More »
Every Asshole-ish Thing The Bachelorette‘s Bentley Has Said About Ashley
When Bentley’s web of lies began to unravel in last night’s episode of The Bachelorette, he finally decided that he was “just not that into” Ashley and went home. Good riddance! Here’s every asshole thing he said about Ashley behind her back — and, sadly, to her face. More »