Lady Gaga Runs Out of Ideas for Outfits, Announces Partnership with Dress Barn

By gawkercreative | March 23, 2010 | 8:50am

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There you have it…the best reader-submitted 2033 Jezebel headline! Contemplating the gem presiding over this little box of text is downright delightful—think abstract gingham. The equally amusing yet slightly depressing runners-up after the jump.

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Thanks to all who played. It was fun, no? 2033 headline contest brought to you by Svedka, the creators of the Fem Bot, made with Svedka, the No. 1 vodka of 2033, obviously.