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Michigan State Fined for Complete Failure to Protect Students from Larry NassarBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 5, 2019 | 5:30pm - Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Thriving Because There Is No Justice in the WorldBy Paul BlestSeptember 5, 2019 | 5:21pm
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Harry Styles Doesn’t Know He’s Beautiful (That’s What Makes Him Beautiful)By Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:45pm - Uber and Lyft Drivers Say They Want to Change Ridesharing's 'Predatory Business Model'By Hamilton NolanSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:43pm
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And Here We Have a 19-Year-Old Climate Activist Treating Joe Biden With Abject Skepticism [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:20pm -
And Now, 10 Years of Brad Pitt’s Newsboy CapBy Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:00pm - Mike Pence's Humiliation Knows No BoundsBy Paul BlestSeptember 5, 2019 | 3:19pm
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Jeremy Renner Cancels 'Jeremy Renner'By Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 3:17pm -
Literally What in the Hell Are You Doing, 60 Minutes Australia?By Kelly FairclothSeptember 5, 2019 | 3:00pm - Here Is a Helpful List of Exactly Where Unions Need to BeBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:57pm
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Founder of MIT's Media Lab Continues to Believe Taking Money From Epstein in 2013 Was JustifiedBy Esther WangSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:45pm - Elizabeth Warren Blows Ridiculous CNN Climate Change Question Out of the WaterBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:35pm
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Britney Spears—a Brunette!By Joan SummersSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:30pm - Fox & Friends Crew Performs Olympics-Level Mental Gymnastics Over Trump's WallBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:48pm
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Camila Cabello on Her Boyfriend: 'I Love Working With Him So Much'By Maria ShermanSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:45pm -
What the Fuck Is Going On With Joyce Carol Oates's Keyboard? [Updated]By Hazel CillsSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:25pm - Not Even Boris Johnson's Own Brother Wants Anything to Do With HimBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:09pm
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The National Anthems of Lana Del ReyBy Hazel CillsSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:00pm - Trump Brain Status: Fresh Roasted CorncobBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:47pm
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Man Charged in Connection With Mac Miller's DeathBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:30pm - Bahamas Left to Uncover Full Extent of Hurricane Dorian's DestructionBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:08pm
- Help, I Can't Look Away From Joe Biden's Bloody EyeballBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 5, 2019 | 4:00am
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The Woman Who Wore a T-Rex Costume to Her Sister's Wedding Is the Best Person in AmericaBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 2:55am -
Mariah Carey Says No Holiday Music 'Til After Halloween, As Per LawBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:35am - Joe Biden Claims He Didn't Know a Fossil Fuel Executive Was Hosting a Fundraiser for HimBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 5, 2019 | 1:25am
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Jonah Hill Is Getting Married Before YouBy Lauren EvansSeptember 5, 2019 | 12:05am - Steve King Bravely Drinks From a ToiletBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 11:20pm
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Neighbor, Can You Spare a Gun?By Ashley ReeseSeptember 4, 2019 | 10:00pm - This British Politician Yelling BE A GOOD BOY Officially Broke My BrainBy Molly OsbergSeptember 4, 2019 | 9:19pm
- 'Content Farm' Fires Workers After They Ask Where Their Meager Paychecks AreBy Paul BlestSeptember 4, 2019 | 8:55pm
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Can I Live???By Esther WangSeptember 4, 2019 | 8:50pm - Conservative Scammer Jacob Wohl Has an Arrest Warrant Out for Being a Massive IdiotBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 4, 2019 | 8:07pm
- Starbucks: Sell Me the Venti Jet Fuel Coffee, You Absolute CowardsBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 4, 2019 | 7:21pm
- White House Seemingly Doctored Graphic to Make Trump's Hurricane Dorian Error Seem TrueBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:56pm
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You Can Never Have Too Many HangersBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:55pm - Ilhan Omar Finds Actual Good Use for 'Thoughts and Prayers'By Molly OsbergSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:22pm
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Crazy Rich Asians Co-Writer Left Sequel After Learning White Male Colleague Earned Around 10 Times Her SalaryBy Maria ShermanSeptember 4, 2019 | 6:00pm - Bernie/Screaming Baby 2020By Samantha GrassoSeptember 4, 2019 | 5:35pm
- I Am Hyperventilating Over This Insane Bernie Sanders-Meghan McCain ExchangeBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 4, 2019 | 5:10pm
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This Week In Tabloids: Princess Beatrice's Wedding Plans Foiled by Allegations Against Prince AndrewBy Joan SummersSeptember 4, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Murder Trial Begins for Young Woman Who Says She Experienced a Stillbirth and Buried the RemainsBy Esther WangSeptember 4, 2019 | 4:30pm -
Scarlett Johansson, Back at It AgainBy Rich JuzwiakSeptember 4, 2019 | 4:15pm -
I'm the RhodaBy Emily AlfordSeptember 4, 2019 | 4:00pm - Dan Crenshaw and AOC Are Feuding After He Tweeted About Lending His Friends GunsBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:57pm
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The Founder of One of America's Largest Conversion Therapy Programs Now Says He's Gay—And SorryBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:45pm -
Marianne Williamson Tweets and Deletes a Message Encouraging 'Prayer, Meditation, Visualization' to 'Turn Away' Hurricane DorianBy Anna MerlanSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:25pm -
Hallmark Posts Its Star-Studded Christmas Movie Lineup, All of Which I Will WatchBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:15pm - Marianne Williamson's Attempt at a Hurricane Dorian Tweet Goes Terribly WrongBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:12pm
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Talking Shit and Saving the BirdsBy Ellie ShechetSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:00pm - Fox News Guest Blames Mass Shootings on Teaching Evolution in SchoolsBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:43pm
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I Cannot Look Away From This Intense New YouTube 'Couple'By Maria ShermanSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:34pm - This Is What Blatant Corruption Looks LikeBy Paul BlestSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:19pm
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Jennifer Aniston Isn't Fine—She's Thriving!By Joan SummersSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:12pm - Judge Orders White House Reinstate Press Pass of Reporter Who Feuded With Sebastian GorkaBy Molly OsbergSeptember 4, 2019 | 1:57pm
- Boris Johnson Had a Horrible MorningBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 4, 2019 | 1:35pm
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Emily Doe at the Center of Stanford Sexual Assault Case Reveals Her IdentityBy Hazel CillsSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:54pm - Team Pence Tries and Miserably Fails to Clean Up His Irish ShitshowBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:51pm
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At Last, Ryan Murphy Is Developing a Chorus Line Series for NetflixBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:33pm - Pentagon Approves Enormous Chunk of Cash for Trump's Border WallBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:25pm
- Judge Reportedly Tells Arrested Straight Pride Protesters: 'Stay Out of Boston'By Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 3:25am
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Stop This Right NowBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:55am -
Dancers Say Jeffrey Epstein Would Recruit Them From NYC Studios to Give Him 'Erotic Massages'By Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 2:00am - United Auto Workers Authorize a StrikeBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 4, 2019 | 1:10am
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Here Is the Dancing Jeff Goldblum Video We All Probably Need but Certainly Do Not DeserveBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:05am - U.N. Reportedly Has a List of People Who Could Face War Crimes Charges Over Human Rights Violations in YemenBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 3, 2019 | 11:10pm
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Definitive Proof That Mike Pence Is Not a HomophobeBy Katie McDonoughSeptember 3, 2019 | 10:00pm - How Long Should Contract Negotiations Take?By Hamilton NolanSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:49pm
- Look at This AssholeBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:27pm
- The Stock Market Just So Happens to Suck When Trump Tweets a LotBy Paul BlestSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:05pm
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Here's How Not to Talk About the Male Birth Control PillBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:00pm -
The 'Long Balls' on This Cat's Face Do Not Resemble a PenisBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 3, 2019 | 8:20pm - Apple Cancels Deranged-Sounding Richard Gere Show About Millennials Driving Vietnam Vets to Do Mass ShootingsBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 3, 2019 | 8:10pm
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Manny MUA and Other YouTubers Are Calling to Cancel 'Cancel Culture'By Maria ShermanSeptember 3, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Make the Cat Prime MinisterBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 3, 2019 | 7:30pm - Finally, Some Real Gun Reform (At Walmart)By Paul BlestSeptember 3, 2019 | 7:01pm
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Walmart Takes the Grand Step of Asking Customers to Please Conceal Their WeaponsBy Emily AlfordSeptember 3, 2019 | 6:55pm -
Meghan McCain Apparently Can't Survive Without Her Most Vital Nutrient, the AR-15By Ashley ReeseSeptember 3, 2019 | 6:38pm - Update: 'Moscow Mitch' Is Good NowBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 3, 2019 | 6:28pm
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Bret Stephens's Dudefight With Guy Who Called Him a Bedbug Is Now Entering Its Second WeekBy Esther WangSeptember 3, 2019 | 5:50pm - Meghan McCain Marks Her Return to The View by Instantly Melting Down Over GunsBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 3, 2019 | 5:33pm
- Here Is the Beautiful Sight of Boris Johnson Being Utterly Humiliated Over BrexitBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 3, 2019 | 5:05pm
- Labor Militancy In Higher Education Is On the RiseBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 3, 2019 | 4:41pm
- Trump Allies Want to Spend Millions on Making Journalists Look BadBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 3, 2019 | 4:17pm
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Linda Hamilton Wants You to Watch the New Terminator and Say, ‘Oh My God, She Got So Old!’By Kelly FairclothSeptember 3, 2019 | 3:37pm - Trump Freaks Out After Being Criticized for Golfing While 'Monitoring' Hurricane DorianBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 3, 2019 | 3:31pm
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Ariana Grande Sues Forever 21 For Hiring 'Look-Alike Model' To Sell MakeupBy Hazel CillsSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:56pm -
Prince Harry Swears His Family Flies CommercialBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:45pm -
Jezebel Would Like Joe Biden to Know He Can Just Quit If He WantsBy Esther WangSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:30pm - Palestinian Student Blocked From Entering U.S. Finally Arrives at HarvardBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:27pm
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Diplo Flew to Burning Man on a Private Plane Full of Popeyes Spicy Chicken SandwichesBy Joan SummersSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:15pm - Joe Biden Is Now Making Up Total Fiction About His Iraq War VoteBy Paul BlestSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:01pm
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Kristen Stewart Was Told If She Stopped Holding Her Girlfriend's Hand in Public, She 'Might Get a Marvel Movie'By Maria ShermanSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:51pm - Mike Pence's Ireland Trip Already a Total JokeBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:39pm
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Tiffany Trump Wants You To Know That You (And Also Her Father's Former Assistant) Don't Know Her at AllBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:25pm -
Don't You Dare Try to Take the Taylor Swift 'London Boy' Route in Real LifeBy Hazel CillsSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:04pm -
Harry Styles Has the Timothée Chalamet Bowl Cut NowBy Lauren EvansSeptember 3, 2019 | 12:40pm -
Puppy Dies On KLM Flight from Amsterdam to BostonBy Lauren EvansSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:30am -
Justin Bieber Owns Up to His Shitty Past in a Very Long Labor Day Instagram PostBy Lauren EvansSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:00am -
Teen Goes Deaf and Blind After Eating Nothing But Processed FoodsBy Lauren EvansSeptember 2, 2019 | 11:30pm - Trump Doesn't Let Massive Hurricane Disrupt His Very Important Golf GameBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 2, 2019 | 9:50pm
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Open Thread: How to Beat the Back-to-Work BluesBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 8:55pm - U.S. Officials Reportedly Denied Another Visa Holder Entry Based on a Message He ReceivedBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 2, 2019 | 8:15pm
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Trump: A Category 5 Hurricane? I Don't Know HerBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 8:05pm - Happy Labor Day, Here's Another Way Employers Take Advantage of Their WorkersBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 2, 2019 | 7:00pm
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Once Again, It Is Keanu Reeves's BirthdayBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 6:15pm - Students in Hong Kong Strike on First Day of ClassesBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 2, 2019 | 5:50pm
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Exorcists Convinced a Catholic School to Toss Their Harry Potter Books So Kids Can't Summon DemonsBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 4:55pm