- Girls Sound "More Aggressive" On Social MediaBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 4:30pm
- Adele Deserves This Canine Cover More Than AnyoneBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Alec Baldwin Weds Hilaria Thomas Without Further IncidentBy Anna BreslawJuly 1, 2012 | 3:30pm
- Tiny Little Monkey Returned Safely To Zoo After He Was StolenBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 11:30pm
- For Auld Lang Thigh-neBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 10:45pm
- Michele Bachmann Hides In Her Car, Afraid Obama's Occupier Army Will Attack Her With FactsBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 9:45pm
- Siri Goes Rogue, Tells A 12-Year-Old Boy To 'Shut The Fuck Up'By Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 8:45pm
- Polar Bears Got Nothing On These LadiesBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 7:55pm
- Kathy Griffin Strips Down To Her Underwear, Gives Anderson Cooper A Giggle FitBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 6:55pm
- How Badly Is Your Head Throbbing Right Now?By Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 5:55pm
- Lady Gaga Kissing Mayor Bloomberg Is The Most Awkward Thing of 2012 So FarBy Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 4:55pm
- Ryan Gosling Spends New Year's Eve With Eva Mendes, Ruins Our Hopes Of Marrying Him In 2012By Cassie MurdochJanuary 1, 2012 | 4:00pm
- Saturday Night SocialBy Lane MooreJanuary 1, 2012 | 12:00am
- Well, That's An Interesting Place To GrabBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 11:30pm
- What New Year's Resolutions Will You Make (And Then Possibly Break Immediately) This Year?By Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 11:05pm
- Hollywood Arsonist Keeps Setting Shit On Fire, May Also Seriously Hate Jim MorrisonBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Donald Duck Is Clearly A Big Fan Of Arrested DevelopmentBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 9:15pm
- Surprise, Surprise, Mitt Romney's Son Is A BirtherBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 8:05pm
- More Like Woodwind Allen, Am I Right?By Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 6:35pm
- Roger Ebert Hates Going To The Movies For The Same Reasons You DoBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 5:05pm
- Katy Perry Says Her Marriage Has Been Over For A Long Time, Was Glad Russell Brand Filed For DivorceBy Lane MooreDecember 31, 2011 | 4:15pm
- Jennifer Hudson Says A Phone Call From Her Fiancé Saved Her LifeBy Cassie MurdochDecember 31, 2011 | 1:00am
- The Night Belongs To Patti SmithBy Anna NorthDecember 31, 2011 | 12:30am
- Holy Vibrators Make Sex A Religious ExperienceBy Cassie MurdochDecember 31, 2011 | 12:00am
- This Child Loves His iPod Touch More Than You Will Ever Love AnythingBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 11:30pm
- 'Colorful Hearts' Teddy Bear Recalled For Being Scary As HellBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 11:15pm
- Time To Pump IronBy Dana ZemackDecember 30, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Was 2011 A Joke?By Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 10:30pm
- Republicans Want You To Know That They Were Once Very, Very PoorBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Indiana's First Black Female Mayor Elected To Lead America's Grimmest CityBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Woman Gets Her Engagement Ring Back 36 Years After It Fell Into A ToiletBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 9:30pm
- Is Tech CEO Mark Hurd A Wannabe Pickup Artist?By Anna NorthDecember 30, 2011 | 9:00pm
- Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In NewsBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 8:30pm
- Say Goodbye To 'Baby Bump' And 'Man Cave'By Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 8:00pm
- Russell Brand Files For Divorce From Katy Perry; Everybody Freak The Fuck OutBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 7:46pm
- Women Who Drink Wine Every Day Say They Have Better SexBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 7:30pm
- Going To A New Year's Eve Party? We've Got Makeup Tips From A Drag QueenBy Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 7:00pm
- Let's Make Fun of Republicans' HousesBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 6:30pm
- Alessandra Ambrosio Didn't Tell Victoria's Secret She Was Pregnant Until After The ShowBy Jenna SauersDecember 30, 2011 | 6:00pm
- Maryland Doctors Charged With Murder For Late-Term AbortionsBy Anna NorthDecember 30, 2011 | 5:10pm
- Snooki: Little Red Corvette LeatheretteBy Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 4:45pm
- The Year Love Died: 2011’s Most Crushing Celebrity Break-UpsBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 4:10pm
- Rooney Mara's Nipple Piercing Was Strategically PlacedBy Dodai StewartDecember 30, 2011 | 3:45pm
- Airplanes: The Best Way To Travel If You Don't Want To DieBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 3:10pm
- Michele Bachmann Thinks The Entire Internet Is Against HerBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Rihanna & Chris Brown Send Each Other Not-So Secret Love TweetsBy Luke MaloneDecember 30, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Couple Welcomes 100th Grandchild, Offers Terrifying Glimpse Into A Duggar-Filled FutureBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 4:55am
- Fox News Apologizes To Jews After Insinuating They Killed JesusBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 3:45am
- Watch As Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel Try To Kill You With CutenessBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 2:45am
- Comment Of The Day: Michele Bachmann Gets Dissed Twice In One DayBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 1:30am
- Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul For President, Accidentally Enrages Her FansBy Cassie MurdochDecember 30, 2011 | 1:00am
- Couples React to Declining Marriage Rate By Getting Engaged En MasseBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 30, 2011 | 12:30am
- Officials Raid Turkey Semen Farm To Investigate Animal CrueltyBy Anna NorthDecember 30, 2011 | 12:00am
- Today Is The Day When Everyone Makes BabiesBy Cassie MurdochDecember 29, 2011 | 11:30pm
- Dov Charney Clings To Relevance, But For How Much Longer?By Jenna SauersDecember 29, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Columbus Totally Gave Everyone SyphilisBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 10:35pm
- Teenage Girl's Oral Sex History Apparently Relevant To Her Alleged Rapist's TrialBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Who Is Penelope Trunk?By Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 9:50pm
- Woman Who Forced Underage Girls Into Prostitution Given Gentle One Year SentenceBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 9:25pm
- The Year in DicksBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 9:00pm
- Concerned Voter Wants to Know if Newt Gingrich will Legalize PolygamyBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 8:35pm
- After 77 Years Of Wedded Bliss, 99-Year-Old Husband Files For DivorceBy Cassie MurdochDecember 29, 2011 | 7:45pm
- Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to PeruBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 7:20pm
- The Right Way to Talk to Young Girls About BeautyBy Hugo SchwyzerDecember 29, 2011 | 6:50pm
- Another Victoria's Secret Model Allegedly Pregnant On The Catwalk: Lily AldridgeBy Jenna SauersDecember 29, 2011 | 6:30pm
- Obesity Could Make The Brain Big, TooBy Anna NorthDecember 29, 2011 | 6:00pm
- To Prevent Hangovers, Stop DrinkingBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 5:00pm
- The 'Cruelty-Free' Part Of Your Cosmetics Is MeaninglessBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 4:30pm
- NASCAR Driver Apologizes To All the Bitches Who Don't Think Breastfeeding is 'Nasty'By Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 4:00pm
- Town Terrorized By Weed-Toting Gossip Girl Star Named America's Safest CityBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 3:30pm
- Michele Bachmann's Iowa Chair Flees, Seeks Solace With Ron PaulBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 3:00pm
- Obama & Clinton Beat Out Kardashians As America's Most Admired PeopleBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Drama Addict Ashton Kutcher Shows Off Rumored New GirlfriendBy Luke MaloneDecember 29, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Even Adopting A Cat Can Be Hazardous To Your HealthBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 4:40am
- Abortions To Save Woman's Life Will Be Permitted In Imaginary Perry PresidencyBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 4:18am
- Rachel Uchitel Mocked For Average-Priced 'Nipple Suckers' On Baby RegistryBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 3:24am
- Saudi Women Allowed To Vote Without Male Permission, Can't Do Much ElseBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 2:42am
- Comment Of The Day: Call Off The Election, We're Having A Reality Show InsteadBy Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 1:30am
- Bradley Cooper & Zoe Saldana Are 'Totally Dating'By Margaret HartmannDecember 29, 2011 | 12:57am
- Did Rihanna Steal The Concept For Her New Video?By Jenna SauersDecember 29, 2011 | 12:30am
- Cruise Recreating The Titanic's Disastrous Voyage Is A Terrible IdeaBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 29, 2011 | 12:00am
- Survey Reveals Ladies Take Fucking Forever To Feel Good About ThemselvesBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 11:30pm
- Michele Bachmann Wants You To Know She Hates Gays the MostBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 11:15pm
- Everyone Secretly Loves Drunken Online ShoppingBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World Leaders Full Of CancerBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 10:45pm
- 13 Fantastic Female Comics Creators Of 2011By Kelly ThompsonDecember 28, 2011 | 10:30pm
- Scary New Machine Scans Your Face And Decides Whether To Give You A TreatBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Tarzan's Chimp Friend Dies At 80By Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 9:35pm
- Search For Civil War Artifacts Turns Up Soldier's Sad ValentineBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 9:10pm
- Vote For Jezebel's Woman Of The YearBy Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 8:45pm
- Sensitive Kids May Grow Into OCD AdultsBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 8:20pm
- Watch Elvis The Crocodile Flex His MightBy Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 7:55pm
- Unable To Find 12 Women Of The Year, BBC Crowns Panda InsteadBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 7:30pm
- Alessandra Ambrosio Is Pregnant (And Walked The Victoria's Secret Show Anyhow)By Jenna SauersDecember 28, 2011 | 7:05pm
- The Year In Workplace Discrimination, Harassment, And General FuckeryBy Doug BarryDecember 28, 2011 | 6:40pm
- New Yorkers Winning The Race For ImmortalityBy Anna NorthDecember 28, 2011 | 6:00pm
- Michele Bachmann, Snooki Named Least Scientifically Competent CelebritiesBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 5:35pm
- The Duggars' Video Message To Their Miscarried Child Is For You Too, FolksBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 5:10pm
- 5 Drink Recipes That Will Ensure a Happy New YearBy G/O Media StudiosDecember 28, 2011 | 4:59pm
- Your Morning Cry: Single Mom Found Dead With A List Of Dreams In Her PocketBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 4:45pm
- Mitt Romney Is Running For America's Embarrassing DadBy Erin Gloria RyanDecember 28, 2011 | 4:25pm
- Watch A Terrifying Mob Of Shoe-Crazed Women Lose Their Shit At SaksBy Cassie MurdochDecember 28, 2011 | 3:55pm
- Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner Diagnosed With CancerBy Jessica CoenDecember 28, 2011 | 3:30pm
- Sexual Violence Against Women Soars In SomaliaBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 3:00pm
- Japanese Wendy's Is Way Classier Than American Wendy'sBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Beyoncé Said To Be Delivering Her Baby Girl Any Second NowBy Luke MaloneDecember 28, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Rick Perry Suddenly Realizes He's Against Abortion In Cases Of Rape & IncestBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 4:47am
- Measure Requiring Condoms In Porn Qualifies For L.A. BallotBy Margaret HartmannDecember 28, 2011 | 4:13am