Hell yeah: CupcakKe, “Old Town Hoe” (Old Town Road Remix) – I woke up this morning fully believing there’s no way to improve upon Lil Nas X’s country trap hit “Old Town Road”—especially after the Billy Ray Cyrus remix—but lord help me, I was so wrong, so naive, so young. After one listen to CupcakKe’s “Old Town Hoe” (Old Town Road Remix), I’m a new, sexy, mature woman. Let this be a warning: you will get the line “I’m gonna take your dick/Put it in my hole/I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more” stuck in your head. Trust me. Give in. Let it fuel you. —Maria Sherman
Ya, sorry: Offset feat. Cardi B, “Clout” – Though the concept of clout feels pretty passé these days—unless, of course, you’re an Instagram influencer, to which I say: sorry, at least you’re rich—Offset and Cardi B’s collaboration, “Clout,” kinda goes. I didn’t know I needed a verse from Cardi in which she raps, “I should run a whole blog at this rate/They using my name for clickbait” until right now. It’s like she just sees us, you know? Us being bloggers, of course. —MS
Ya, sorry: Offset feat. Cardi B, “Clout” – Though the concept of clout feels pretty passé these days—unless, of course, you’re an Instagram influencer, to which I say: sorry, at least you’re rich—Offset and Cardi B’s collaboration, “Clout,” kinda goes. I didn’t know I needed a verse from Cardi in which she raps, “I should run a whole blog at this rate/They using my name for clickbait” until right now. It’s like she just sees us, you know? Us being bloggers, of course. —MS