Lindsay Lohan is 'Happy' in Rehab, Says Totally Credible Source Dina Lohan

Okay…so…Lindsay Lohan is definitely officially in rehab now, right? Inside of the rehab building, doing the rehabbing as we speak? Has our long national daymare finally come to an end? (Spoiler: lol, no.) Based on a quick glance at my What Lindsay Lohan Is Doing Right Now Reliability Matrix, there is a 67% chance that Lohan is not in rehab, but is actually hanging out at a Radio Shack in Tustin. Dina Lohan, naturally, says otherwise.

Lindsay Lohan‘s mom admits that it’s been “a crazy 48 hours.”

“A crazy five years!” Dina Lohan added, exclusively talking to E! News about her daughter’s whirlwind odyssey from New York to L.A. that ultimately ended with the 26-year-old being checked into the Betty Ford Center “just on time.”

“I am so relieved and thankful that Lindsay is getting the help she needs in a credible place,” Dina says. “She actually wanted to go, whether the court said to or not. She is happy there, to get introspective and get back on the right track.”

…Lindsay “is gonna be OK,” Dina says. “She has a different frame of mind this time. She realizes and she knows she needs help this time. She was like, ‘I’m sorry, Mommy.’ And I tell her, ‘Don’t say you are sorry. You just have to work on yourself and on getting well. Don’t beat yourself up.’

“The bottom line is that [addiction] is a disease. It is a gene. Pretty much one in every family in the world carries it. It is difficult. You just have to heal.”

Ohhhhh, good fucking luck and stuff. For the billionth goddamn time. [E!]