Love's young dream. Not.

By eurotrash | February 13, 2007 | 2:29pm

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We’ve faked a lot of orgasms in our time, but we’re not sure we’ve ever tried to fake being in love with anyone. But if we did, we would totally do it like this:

Mmmmm, the old muscle-clenching embarrassed grin teeth-smashing routine. The passion, the passion. Anyway, we have our own fake boyfriend, and he’s much taller than Tom Cruise. Even if he is imaginary.