Lululemon Suggests You Turn Your Tits Into Hidey-Boobs

Racked reports that Lululemon is selling a “Stuff Your Bra” tank top explicitly for storing your random essentials while exercising, if you’re into that. (They’ve had the bra version for a while now.) It’s supposedly for holding your keys, ID and Chapstick while running, but I think we all know that its highest, best purpose is covert ops. Smuggling documents. Concealing the wire you’re wearing while interviewing that mob boss at the gym. Sneaking snacks into particularly strict movie theaters.

Of course, you don’t particularly need Lululemon’s fancy $58 tank to turn your boobs into a storage cubby. A properly close-fitting sports bra will work every bit as well—just be sure to face your iPod touchpad-out unless you want it coated in sweat. Side benefit, no attitude if your body doesn’t fit the clothes.

Images via Lululemon