Highly public marriage proposals have become a matter of global nuisance, but none more so than one which greatly inconveniences innocent bystanders. From Istanbul comes the great news of one such event.
The Turkish paper Hurriyet reports that a man — let’s call him Asshole — recently caused a massive traffic jam on Istanbul’s D-100 highway, all in the name of luv. Asshole, along with six of his friends, formed a seven car convoy that stopped in the middle of the highway, right where Asshole’s beloved happened to be driving. Once traffic was brought to a complete standstill, Asshole jumped out of his vehicle, ran over to his lady’s car, and dragged her out into the middle of the highway, at which point he dropped down to one knee and proposed marriage. And as the music — an orchestra of car horns played by dozens (hundreds?) of annoyed drivers — swelled, she said yes.
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