In 2004, one of Janet Jackson’s breasts was exposed during the Super Bowl halftime show, leaving a lasting scar on the nation’s psyche. Now seven years later, though many of us still require psychiatric treatment thanks to the trauma of seeing Miss Jackson’s bejeweled nipple, America has been hit by a new wave of “wardrobe malfunctions.” While we should all be relieved that this recurring plague doesn’t involve locusts, catching a glimpse of stars’ boobs is still a threat to the moral fiber of our society.
In the Washington Post, writer Jen Chaney laments female celebrities’ inability to keep their breasts under wraps. In June, Khloe Kardashian’s sheer black top shifted during an interview on Fox and Friends, leaving her nipple exposed throughout the entire six minute segment. Then earlier this month during a performance on Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj exposed her bosom when her halter top shifted. Last weekend Kelly Rowland unintentionally let a New Jersey audience take a gander at both of her breasts when her top rode up. Maybe some other celebrity mammaries were exposed in the past few months too, but since three makes a trend, that’s all we really need to know.
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