As 14 states announced plans to sue Postmaster General Louis DeJoy over “operational changes” that have led to slower mail delivery in the days leading up to the November elections, DeJoy has in turn announced plans to stop intentionally making the mail shitty on purpose. According to DeJoy, post office hours will not change, mail processing facilities will remain open, and postal workers will still be paid overtime. However, according to DeJoy, none of this was his fault in the first place:
“There are some longstanding operational initiatives — efforts that predate my arrival at the Postal Service — that have been raised as areas of concern as the nation prepares to hold an election in the midst of a devastating pandemic,” read DeJoy’s statement. “To avoid even the appearance of any impact on election mail, I am suspending these initiatives until after the election is concluded.”
Like Kevin Costner said in a rousing, long-ago oration, “Neither rain nor snow nor operational initiatives predating one’s arrival at the Postal Service, we’re not shutting down the mail so Donald Trump can steal another goddamn election.” [New York Times]
While the
Democratic National Convention is usually political Coachella—with
Maggie Rogers playing an opening number for Democratic Senate candidate
Sara Gideon,
Michelle Obama delivering speeches we’ll one day read in history books, and
Billy Porter covering Buffalo Springfield—the
Republican National Convention can mostly just boast that one time they had
Clint Eastwood mumbling at a chair.
Not to be outdone by Dirty Harry’s chair, 2020’s RNC promises all the fun of years past, featuring appearances by Nikki Haley, at least one Trump child, and that doofy couple famous for wanting to shoot unarmed protesters despite being unable to correctly hold firearms. Sounds like whatever the opposite of a riot is. [Washinton Post, Politico]
- Every single investigation into Russia and the 2016 election continues to strongly support the idea that Russia fucked with the 2016 election. [New York Times]
- Which is a fact Marco Rubio still seems to be struggling with, in much the same way he struggles with a great many facts. [Twitter]
- Chuck Schumer and LCD Soundsystem would very much like the beat to go on. [Instagram]
- Wealthy Upper West Side Democrats would very much like their support for poor people to remain both theoretical and at a distance. [New York Times]
- Gotta admire Hillary’s commitment to the bit. [Twitter]
